{"id":105452,"date":"2016-06-20T15:47:25","date_gmt":"2016-06-20T18:47:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.notibras.com\/site\/?p=105452"},"modified":"2016-06-20T16:57:31","modified_gmt":"2016-06-20T19:57:31","slug":"deixa-o-colirio-humberto-e-cuida-de-fazer-conta-certa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.notibras.com\/site\/deixa-o-colirio-humberto-e-cuida-de-fazer-conta-certa\/","title":{"rendered":"Deixa o col\u00edrio, Humberto, e cuida de fazer conta certa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Humberto Fonseca precisa consumir mais alimentos com\u00a0vitamina B12, \u00e1cido f\u00f3lico e Tiamina\u00a0para resgatar a mem\u00f3ria. Ou, quem sabe, tomar umas aulas b\u00e1sicas de aritm\u00e9tica. S\u00f3 n\u00e3o vale recorrer aos nutricionistas da Secretaria de Sa\u00fade, porque os profissionais do setor est\u00e3o super atarefados. Afinal, h\u00e1 um d\u00e9ficit de 170 nutricionistas na Pasta, ao contr\u00e1rio do que andou dizendo o pr\u00f3prio Humberto. O quadro \u00e9 cada dia mais deficit\u00e1rio, e quem come caviar pensando em jogar a culpa em quem \u00e9 obrigado a encarar prato feito, corre o risco de ficar a p\u00e3o e \u00e1gua.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Humberto Fonseca precisa consumir mais alimentos com\u00a0vitamina B12, \u00e1cido f\u00f3lico e Tiamina\u00a0para resgatar a mem\u00f3ria. Ou, quem sabe, tomar umas aulas b\u00e1sicas de aritm\u00e9tica. S\u00f3 n\u00e3o vale recorrer aos nutricionistas da Secretaria de Sa\u00fade, porque os profissionais do setor est\u00e3o super atarefados. 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