{"id":315444,"date":"2023-10-26T07:00:32","date_gmt":"2023-10-26T10:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.notibras.com\/site\/?p=315444"},"modified":"2023-10-25T22:16:33","modified_gmt":"2023-10-26T01:16:33","slug":"almeidinha-de-certinho-nao-tem-nada-e-so-bagunca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.notibras.com\/site\/almeidinha-de-certinho-nao-tem-nada-e-so-bagunca\/","title":{"rendered":"Almeidinha, de certinho n\u00e3o tem nada (\u00e9 s\u00f3 bagun\u00e7a)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A minha primog\u00eanita, a Ninica, todos os dias se transforma na Dra. Ana Maria Mart\u00ednez para atender seus clientes. No entanto, apesar dessa pompa, ela e eu adoramos rir de situa\u00e7\u00f5es engra\u00e7adas, principalmente as que envolvem a minha esposa, a Dona Irene, ou a minha filha do meio, que \u00e9 estudante da USP. Mas a que vou contar hoje aconteceu quando fomos fazer uma visita de surpresa para o meu grande amigo Almeidinha, que possui um escrit\u00f3rio de contabilidade aqui em Porto Alegre.<\/p>\n<p>Pois bem, l\u00e1 est\u00e1vamos os tr\u00eas no trabalho do meu amigo, que at\u00e9 nos serviu um delicioso caf\u00e9 gourmet. Passamos quase uma hora numa onda de recorda\u00e7\u00f5es, com algumas piadas no meio, que provocaram v\u00e1rias gargalhadas. Minha filha, que geralmente \u00e9 at\u00e9 reservada, se sentiu muito \u00e0 vontade, mesmo porque ela conhece o Almeidinha desde sempre.<\/p>\n<p>Assim que nos despedimos do Almeidinha, fomos em dire\u00e7\u00e3o ao carro, que hav\u00edamos deixado no quarteir\u00e3o logo abaixo. Fal\u00e1vamos do meu amigo e r\u00edamos ainda das coisas engra\u00e7adas que hav\u00edamos acabado de escutar. Nisso, eu comento que o escrit\u00f3rio dele era bem arrumado, o que, confesso, me surpreendeu. A Ninica riu cinicamente, o que me deixou com a pulga atr\u00e1s da orelha. Realmente n\u00e3o consegui captar o que ela queria dizer com aquela cara de deboche.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; N\u00e3o \u00e9 poss\u00edvel que voc\u00ea n\u00e3o percebeu.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Percebi o qu\u00ea?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ah, o Almeidinha continua o mesmo de sempre.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Como assim?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ele mant\u00e9m as coisas arrumadinhas na mesa, mas com aquela bagun\u00e7a toda atr\u00e1s dele.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; S\u00e9rio? Nem reparei. E o que isso significa?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Significa que o Almeidinha quer aparentar ser organizado. Mas na verdade \u00e9 um bagunceiro igualzinho a voc\u00ea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A minha primog\u00eanita, a Ninica, todos os dias se transforma na Dra. Ana Maria Mart\u00ednez para atender seus clientes. 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