{"id":342896,"date":"2024-12-11T08:17:37","date_gmt":"2024-12-11T11:17:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.notibras.com\/site\/?p=342896"},"modified":"2024-12-11T08:22:26","modified_gmt":"2024-12-11T11:22:26","slug":"jurema-esposa-traida-fica-viuva-e-com-pensao-gorda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.notibras.com\/site\/jurema-esposa-traida-fica-viuva-e-com-pensao-gorda\/","title":{"rendered":"Jurema, esposa tra\u00edda, fica vi\u00fava e com pens\u00e3o gorda"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Jurema andava furiosa por conta de trai\u00e7\u00e3o do marido. Um traste, \u00e9 verdade! N\u00e3o tinha outra alternativa a n\u00e3o ser a separa\u00e7\u00e3o. E foi com tamanha certeza que a mulher se dirigiu \u00e0 casa da m\u00e3e, Joana, ali em \u00c1guas Claras.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mam\u00e3e, vou me separar!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Separar?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sim!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Do Get\u00falio?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 E por acaso tenho outro marido?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 S\u00f3 quero ter certeza, minha filha.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 O Get\u00falio \u00e9 um cretino!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 N\u00e3o fale assim do seu marido, Jurema.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Pois fique a senhora sabendo que o seu genro querido me traiu.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Hum\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Hum o qu\u00ea?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tem certeza?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Certeza absoluta!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Olha que fofoca corre ligeira.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 N\u00e3o \u00e9 fofoca, mam\u00e3e. Eu vi!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Viu o qu\u00ea?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 O Get\u00falio aos beijos com a Rita.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Rita? Que Rita?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 A Rita, u\u00e9! Ou a senhora conhece outra Rita?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 A diarista?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 A pr\u00f3pria!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Hum\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Hum o qu\u00ea, mam\u00e3e?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 S\u00f3 isso?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 S\u00f3? A senhora acha s\u00f3?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Veja bem, minha filha, o Get\u00falio j\u00e1 est\u00e1 perto dos 50 anos, n\u00e3o \u00e9 o que podemos chamar de homem que cuida bem da sa\u00fade. Ele \u00e9 diab\u00e9tico, est\u00e1 muito acima do peso, n\u00e3o faz gin\u00e1stica, gosta de tomar umas, fuma que nem um condenado\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 E da\u00ed?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 E da\u00ed que ele tamb\u00e9m tem um excelente emprego.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mam\u00e3e, e da\u00ed?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 E da\u00ed que voc\u00ea tem tudo pra se tornar vi\u00fava, ainda mais se continuar satisfazendo os desejos do<br \/>\nseu marido.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Desejos? Pois estou com nojo daquele traste!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jurema, preste aten\u00e7\u00e3o, minha filha!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Pois diga logo, minha m\u00e3e!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Se o seu esposo deseja torresmo, que voc\u00ea d\u00ea torresmo. Se ele quiser cacha\u00e7a, que voc\u00ea encha o seu copo. Se ele quer doce, que voc\u00ea fa\u00e7a uma panela cheia de brigadeiro. Ah, e tem mais uma coisa.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 O qu\u00ea, mam\u00e3e?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Pegue este isqueiro para acender todos os cigarros do seu esposo.<\/p>\n<p>Jurema parece que entendeu o recado. Tanto \u00e9 que, a partir de ent\u00e3o, tratou Get\u00falio como um rei, que poderia ter se tornado Momo no carnaval seguinte, caso n\u00e3o sucumbisse na virada do Ano Novo. Pobre homem, n\u00e3o resistiu. O vel\u00f3rio foi breve; o enterro, logo em seguida. Quanto \u00e0 vi\u00fava, desfruta a polpuda pens\u00e3o em viagens pelo mundo, exatamente como a dona Joana havia previsto.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Minha filha, os transtornos passam, mas os benef\u00edcios ficam.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>*<strong>Eduardo Mart\u00ednez \u00e9 autor do livro \u201c57 Contos e Cr\u00f4nicas por um Autor muito Velho\u201d.<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>\n<div class=\"mvp-post-soc-in\">\n<div id=\"mvp-content-body\" class=\"left relative\">\n<div id=\"mvp-content-body-top\" class=\"left relative\">\n<div id=\"mvp-content-main\" class=\"left relative\">\n<p>Compre aqui\u00a0<span class=\"x19la9d6 x1fc57z9 x6ikm8r x10wlt62 x19co3pv x1g5zs5t xfibh0p xiy17q3 x1xsqp64 x1lkfr7t xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd\"><span class=\"xrtxmta x1bhl96m\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/14.0.0\/svg\/1f447-1f3ff.svg\" alt=\"&#x1f447;&#x1f3ff;\" \/><\/span><\/span><span class=\"x19la9d6 x1fc57z9 x6ikm8r x10wlt62 x19co3pv x1g5zs5t xfibh0p xiy17q3 x1xsqp64 x1lkfr7t xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd\"><span class=\"xrtxmta x1bhl96m\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/14.0.0\/svg\/1f447-1f3ff.svg\" alt=\"&#x1f447;&#x1f3ff;\" \/><\/span><\/span><span class=\"x19la9d6 x1fc57z9 x6ikm8r x10wlt62 x19co3pv x1g5zs5t xfibh0p xiy17q3 x1xsqp64 x1lkfr7t xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd\"><span class=\"xrtxmta x1bhl96m\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/14.0.0\/svg\/1f447-1f3ff.svg\" alt=\"&#x1f447;&#x1f3ff;\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.joanineditora.com.br\/57-contos-e-cronicas-por-um-autor-muito-velho\">http:\/\/www.joanineditora.com.br\/57-contos-e-cronicas-por-um-autor-muito-velho<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Jurema andava furiosa por conta de trai\u00e7\u00e3o do marido. Um traste, \u00e9 verdade! N\u00e3o tinha outra alternativa a n\u00e3o ser a separa\u00e7\u00e3o. E foi com tamanha certeza que a mulher se dirigiu \u00e0 casa da m\u00e3e, Joana, ali em \u00c1guas Claras. \u2014 Mam\u00e3e, vou me separar! \u2014 Separar? \u2014 Sim! \u2014 Do Get\u00falio? \u2014 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":342897,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[161],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-342896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-quadradinho-em-foco"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Jurema, esposa tra\u00edda, fica vi\u00fava e com pens\u00e3o gorda - Notibras<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.notibras.com\/site\/jurema-esposa-traida-fica-viuva-e-com-pensao-gorda\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Jurema, esposa tra\u00edda, fica vi\u00fava e com pens\u00e3o gorda - Notibras\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"&nbsp; Jurema andava furiosa por conta de trai\u00e7\u00e3o do marido. 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