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Vive repetindo que o Vasco \u00e9 o verdadeiro time do povo. E voc\u00eas sabem como \u00e9, n\u00e9? Contrariar papai nunca foi uma op\u00e7\u00e3o segura, principalmente quando ele est\u00e1 de radinho na m\u00e3o e camisa cruz-maltina no corpo.<\/p>\n<p>Pois bem, ontem o Vasco resolveu fazer um favor ao Brasil inteiro: 6 a 0 no Santos. Uma goleada t\u00e3o generosa que at\u00e9 quem n\u00e3o acompanha futebol soltou um sorriso. O pa\u00eds est\u00e1 amanhecendo mais leve, com exce\u00e7\u00e3o de uns poucos santistas em crise existencial e, claro, alguns f\u00e3s irracionais do Neymar que ainda acreditam que ele vai salvar a p\u00e1tria na pr\u00f3xima Copa do Mundo.<\/p>\n<p>Eu s\u00f3 sei que meu pai dormiu feliz, o Vasco ressuscitou em grande estilo, saiu da zona de rebaixamento, e o Brasil, por um instante, se uniu em rara harmonia: vibrando com a desgra\u00e7a alheia. 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