{"id":363302,"date":"2025-09-07T02:00:22","date_gmt":"2025-09-07T05:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.notibras.com\/site\/?p=363302"},"modified":"2025-09-05T11:13:31","modified_gmt":"2025-09-05T14:13:31","slug":"foi-por-impulso","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.notibras.com\/site\/foi-por-impulso\/","title":{"rendered":"Foi por impulso"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mar\u00edlia se separou recentemente. No mesmo dia, come\u00e7ou a destruir tudo que a fizesse se lembrar do Alberto. Fotografias, ent\u00e3o, foram seus alvos prediletos. Ai do cretino aparecer ao lado. Tratava logo de rasg\u00e1-la ao meio. A banda com a imagem do patife era picotada e jogada no lixo. Na d\u00favida, tacava fogo, e as cinzas eram jogadas no vaso sanit\u00e1rio.<\/p>\n<p>Tudo resolvido! A mulher foi tomar uma cerveja. Bebeu duas, tr\u00eas&#8230; Sorridente, adormeceu no sof\u00e1, at\u00e9 que acordou. Bexiga cheia, foi ao banheiro. Que al\u00edvio! O problema foi na hora de dar a descarga. Disparou. Pior. Vaso entupido, a \u00e1gua transbordou e inundou o banheiro e todo o apartamento.<\/p>\n<p>Desesperada, Mar\u00edlia subiu na cama. Ficou ilhada. Olhou o celular sobre a cabeceira. Por impulso, telefonou para o dito cujo. Por conveni\u00eancia, reatou o romance.<\/p>\n<p>Ao ser despertada na manh\u00e3 seguinte pelo toque do namorado, sentiu um misto de desejo e arrependimento. Olhou as horas e percebeu que havia dormido muito al\u00e9m do esperado. A corrida no parque ficaria para o final de semana seguinte.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Te amo, Mar\u00edlia.<\/p>\n<p>Ela nada disse, mas sorriu. Foi o suficiente para convencer Alberto. Quanto \u00e0s fotografias rasgadas, Mar\u00edlia gastou uma fortuna com tanta revela\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/p>\n<p>\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong>Eduardo Mart\u00ednez \u00e9 autor do livro \u201957 Contos e Cr\u00f4nicas por um Autor Muito Velho\u2019 (Vencedor do Pr\u00eamio Liter\u00e1rio Clarice Lispector \u2013 2025 na categoria livro de contos).<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Compre aqui<\/strong>\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/16.0.1\/svg\/1f447-1f3ff.svg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.joanineditora.com.br\/57-contos-e-cronicas-por-um-autor-muito-velho\">https:\/\/www.joanineditora.com.br\/57-contos-e-cronicas-por-um-autor-muito-velho<\/a><\/p>\n<div id=\"wpdevar_comment_4\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mar\u00edlia se separou recentemente. No mesmo dia, come\u00e7ou a destruir tudo que a fizesse se lembrar do Alberto. 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