{"id":392324,"date":"2026-04-28T00:00:04","date_gmt":"2026-04-28T03:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.notibras.com\/site\/?p=392324"},"modified":"2026-04-23T18:50:54","modified_gmt":"2026-04-23T21:50:54","slug":"caspite-e-supimpa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.notibras.com\/site\/caspite-e-supimpa\/","title":{"rendered":"C\u00e1spite e Supimpa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Uma amiga postou que determinado conto meu era supimpa. A\u00ed j\u00e1 viu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Eram dois amigos numa cidadezinha mineira (certas coisas s\u00f3 acontecem em Minas). Amigos insepar\u00e1veis, mas bem diferentes. Um deles era um otimista incorrig\u00edvel, achava tudo maravilhoso, delicioso, bestial (era filho de portugueses). E expressava sua admira\u00e7\u00e3o por meio de uma palavra quase em desuso: supimpa, sempre em tom de exclama\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/p>\n<p>O segundo era mais c\u00e9tico, mais desconfiado, bem mineiro. Quando o amigo se extasiava e soltava um supimpa!, ele dava um sorrisinho ir\u00f4nico e respondia com um c\u00e1spite&#8230; Segundo os dicion\u00e1rios, esse termo, tamb\u00e9m bolorento, tem acep\u00e7\u00f5es de aprova\u00e7\u00e3o ou admira\u00e7\u00e3o. No caso dele, jamais era de aprova\u00e7\u00e3o, e o espanto vinha polvilhado de um ceticismo \u00e0 modacasa.<\/p>\n<p>Os amigos dos dois, \u00e9 claro, passaram a cham\u00e1-los de c\u00e1spite e supimpa. E, por vezes, at\u00e9 eles usavam esses nomes entre si. \u00c9 o que vou fazer neste continho.<\/p>\n<p>Supimpa trabalhava no turno da noite, era seguran\u00e7a numa ind\u00fastria. Certa vez, teve uma intoxica\u00e7\u00e3o alimentar e voltou cedo para casa. Ao entrar, ouviu gemidos vindos do quarto, abriu a porta \u2013 e viu C\u00e1spite, aquele traidor fidumaegua, dando um trato em sua esposa, aquela traidora fideumac\u00e3.<\/p>\n<p>Por um momento, os tr\u00eas ficaram paralisados. 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