{"id":392728,"date":"2026-04-28T00:30:41","date_gmt":"2026-04-28T03:30:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.notibras.com\/site\/?p=392728"},"modified":"2026-04-27T20:46:56","modified_gmt":"2026-04-27T23:46:56","slug":"fofoca-infrutifera","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.notibras.com\/site\/fofoca-infrutifera\/","title":{"rendered":"Fofoca infrut\u00edfera"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Resido num pr\u00e9dio que parece mais pombal que condom\u00ednio. Circunst\u00e2ncias da vida, que n\u00e3o me permitem gastar mais por uma moradia. N\u00e3o que aqui seja t\u00e3o ruim, mesmo porque j\u00e1 tive outras piores. No entanto, sou incapaz de fechar os olhos para tanta balb\u00fardia promovida por certos vizinhos.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00e3o sou da patota, mas n\u00e3o nasci surda. Ent\u00e3o, n\u00e3o queira voc\u00ea que eu tape os ouvidos para as fofocas que me chegam de supet\u00e3o. Para falar a verdade, at\u00e9 me divirto com algumas, enquanto tenho ojeriza a tantas outras.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lucr\u00e9cia, preciso te contar uma coisa!<\/p>\n<p>A dona dessa frase que poderia arrebatar o cora\u00e7\u00e3o dos mais curiosos \u00e9 a Aldenora, vizinha do 304. N\u00e3o vale um tost\u00e3o, mas n\u00e3o serei eu a impedi-la de despejar aquilo que n\u00e3o consegue segurar dentro da boca. Portanto, que fale tudo e n\u00e3o me esconda nada.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Pois diga.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Num tem o casal que se mudou no m\u00eas passado?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 E por acaso mudou algu\u00e9m pra c\u00e1?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Num t\u00e1 sabendo?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 N\u00e3o.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Num \u00e9 poss\u00edvel!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Hum! O que n\u00e3o \u00e9 poss\u00edvel, Aldenora?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 U\u00e9, voc\u00ea num t\u00e1 sabendo!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mulher, o que eu n\u00e3o t\u00f4 sabendo?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Do casal que se mudou pra c\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>A ladainha, se eu n\u00e3o tratasse logo de cortar pela raiz, iria dar frutos gra\u00fados na pr\u00f3xima safra.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Olha aqui, Aldenora, eu n\u00e3o sei do que voc\u00ea t\u00e1 falando. Se quer falar, que fale logo, pois t\u00f4 sem tempo.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Desculpe, Lucr\u00e9cia. \u00c9 que eu jurava que voc\u00ea tava sabendo.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Pois n\u00e3o t\u00f4.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nem eu. No entanto, ouvi dizer que, com aqueles dois, as maracutaias s\u00e3o secretas, mas o cinismo \u00e9 clar\u00edssimo.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Eduardo Cesario-Mart\u00ednez \u00e9 autor do livro \u201957 Contos e Cr\u00f4nicas por um Autor Muito Velho\u2019 (Vencedor do Pr\u00eamio Liter\u00e1rio Clarice Lispector \u2013 2025 na categoria livro de contos).<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Compre aqui<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.joanineditora.com.br\/57-contos-e-cronicas-por-um-autor-muito-velho\"><strong>https:\/\/www.joanineditora.com.br\/57-contos-e-cronicas-por-um-autor-muito-velho<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Resido num pr\u00e9dio que parece mais pombal que condom\u00ednio. Circunst\u00e2ncias da vida, que n\u00e3o me permitem gastar mais por uma moradia. N\u00e3o que aqui seja t\u00e3o ruim, mesmo porque j\u00e1 tive outras piores. 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