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N\u00e3o foi pelo telefone, Jo\u00e3o da Baiana pode descansar no t\u00famulo, mas o recado de Notibras<\/strong> chegou.<\/p>\n

O editor-chefe, por meio da assistente, mandou avisar\/ que contos do Cadu, com cenas de sexo, n\u00e3o vai publicar.<\/p>\n

Ent\u00e3o t\u00e1.<\/p>\n

Vai um conto futurista?<\/p>\n

Em setembro de 2026, a ordem de mobiliza\u00e7\u00e3o alcan\u00e7ou lagos, p\u00e2ntanos, campos alagados, todos os locais com vegeta\u00e7\u00e3o baixa e \u00e1guas rasas. Seria necess\u00e1rio um esfor\u00e7o extra, que a carga era pesada.<\/p>\n

Obedientes, elas abriram as asas e partiram em revoada. Seu destino, a regi\u00e3o metropolitana da capital paulista. Antes, por\u00e9m, pousaram para receber suas encomendas.<\/p>\n

O voo prosseguiu \u2013 e come\u00e7aram as queixas.<\/p>\n

– N\u00e3o t\u00f4 aguentando \u2013 lastimou-se uma cegonha franzina. \u2013 O meu pesa que nem um bezerro!<\/p>\n

– \u00c9, eles t\u00e3o cada vez maiores e mais gordinhos \u2013 concordou uma, que voava a seu lado. \u2013 Uns bitelos!<\/p>\n

-E sobra pra n\u00f3s! \u2013 acrescentou uma terceira cegonha. \u2013 Sacanagem!<\/p>\n

– Algu\u00e9m sabe por que tantos beb\u00eas sendo entregues juntos?<\/p>\n

– Parece que em dezembro de 2025 houve um apag\u00e3o geral, uma prolongada falta de luz, na regi\u00e3o metropolitana da capital. E a\u00ed j\u00e1 viu, n\u00e9? Sem televis\u00e3o, os celulares esgotando suas cargas el\u00e9tricas, as pessoas foram fazer beb\u00eas…<\/p>\n

– E voc\u00ea sabe como eles s\u00e3o feitos, colega?<\/p>\n

– Sei n\u00e3o… s\u00f3 acompanho o processo depois de estarem grandinhos, prontos pra entrega a suas mam\u00e3es.<\/p>\n

– Grandinhos e pesada\u00e7os \u2013 insistiu a primeira cegonha a se queixar.<\/p>\n

O voo prosseguiu. L\u00e1 pelas tantas, uma cegonha entoou (quer dizer, grasnou) uma can\u00e7\u00e3o de viagem, acompanhada por milhares de aves:<\/p>\n

Fa\u00e7o esse trabalho\/ Cansada pra ded\u00e9u\/ Levando esses beb\u00eas\/ Pra todos voc\u00eas\/ Clamo, ningu\u00e9m escuta\/ Cansei dessa labuta\/ Fingiu que n\u00e3o me ouviu?\/ Onde \u00e9 que j\u00e1 se viu!<\/p>\n

Nem todas grasnavam esses versos inocentes. Logo se ouviram vers\u00f5es mais cabeludas, de rimas pesaditas, um pouquinho mais picantes. (Que n\u00e3o vou reproduzir aqui, vai que o editor-chefe de Notibras<\/strong>, al\u00e9m de sexo, tamb\u00e9m tem ojeriza a palavr\u00e3o? Ele veta, vapt vupt.)<\/p>\n

No final do dia, as extenuadas cegonhas conseguiram entregar todos os pimpolhos a suas extasiadas mam\u00e3es. Em seguida, as aves retomaram as lamenta\u00e7\u00f5es:<\/p>\n

– Pois \u00e9, companheiras. Vamos reivindicar a diminui\u00e7\u00e3o do n\u00famero de entregas. Os trabalhadores humanos conquistaram uma importante vit\u00f3ria, agora v\u00e3o descansar dois dias em sete, quem sabe a gente consegue a mesma coisa?<\/p>\n

– Mas pra isso, companheiras, a gente precisa se sindicalizar \u2013 observou um tuiui\u00fa, fazendo inchar seu papo, de um vermelho vibrante. \u2013 Proponho a cria\u00e7\u00e3o da CUT, sindicato das cegonhas unidas e trabalhadoras.<\/p>\n

Assim nasceu a CUT das cegonhas, sindicato filiado \u00e0 Central \u00danica dos Trabalhadores, a CUT. Tamb\u00e9m, com a coincid\u00eancia de siglas, voc\u00eas esperavam o qu\u00ea?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Em setembro de 2026, a ordem de mobiliza\u00e7\u00e3o alcan\u00e7ou lagos, p\u00e2ntanos, campos alagados, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":21,"featured_media":396703,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[234],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-396702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cafe-literario"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nRevoada - Notibras<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.notibras.com\/site\/revoada\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Revoada - Notibras\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"N\u00e3o foi pelo telefone, Jo\u00e3o da Baiana pode descansar no t\u00famulo, mas o recado de Notibras chegou. 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