{"id":403905,"date":"2026-07-20T00:45:28","date_gmt":"2026-07-20T03:45:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.notibras.com\/site\/?p=403905"},"modified":"2026-07-19T13:04:28","modified_gmt":"2026-07-19T16:04:28","slug":"cronista-de-merda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.notibras.com\/site\/cronista-de-merda\/","title":{"rendered":"Cronista de merda!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pessoas, recebi um WhatsApp porrada!<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Qual\u00e9 a tua, cronista de merda! Voc\u00ea escreve sobre tudo! Sobre m\u00fasica? O que voc\u00ea sabe&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ent\u00e3o respirei fundo e soltei a franga geral:<\/p>\n<p>Donga, Chiquinha Gonzaga, Ernesto Nazar\u00e9, Noel, Vicente Celestino, Luiz Gonzaga, Jackson do Pandeiro, Trio de Ouro, Dalva de Oliveira, \u00c2ngela Maria, Cauby Peixoto, Emilinha Borba, Marlene, Ataulfo Aires, Wilson Baptista, Chico Alves, Ciro Monteiro, Lamartine Babo, Herivelton Martins, Jo\u00e3o do Vale, Jo\u00e3o Gilberto, Tom Jobim, Villa-Lobos, Dolores Duran, Orlando Silva, Caetane Gil, Paulinho da Viola, Roberto\/Erasmo Carlos, Odair Jos\u00e9, Renato e seus Blues Caps, Mutantes, Tom Z\u00e9, Macal\u00e9, Jorge Mautner, Walter Franco, Eduardo Duzek, Ivan Lins, Jo\u00e3o Bosco\/Aldir Blanc, Belchior, Cazuza, Chico Buarque, Edu Lobo, Geraldo Vandr\u00e9, Torquato Neto, Hermeto Pascoal, Egberto Gismonti, Milton Nascimento e o Clube da Esquina, Elis Regina, Rita Lee, O pessoal do rock dos 80, Arrigo Barnab\u00e9, Itamar Assump\u00e7\u00e3o, Djavan, Lenine&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ficarei nos &#8220;braz\u00edlis&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Creio que n\u00e3o sei e nunca saberei mesmo nada ou menos ainda o tudo da MPB, meu caro.<\/p>\n<p>O que sei \u00e9 ouvir, sentir e quando n\u00e3o conhe\u00e7o: pesquiso. 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