{"id":406250,"date":"2026-08-11T02:00:32","date_gmt":"2026-08-11T05:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.notibras.com\/site\/?p=406250"},"modified":"2026-08-08T19:05:06","modified_gmt":"2026-08-08T22:05:06","slug":"o-caso-jose-roberto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.notibras.com\/site\/o-caso-jose-roberto\/","title":{"rendered":"O caso Jos\u00e9 Roberto"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ningu\u00e9m parecia esperar aquela fala. N\u00e3o ali, naquele ambiente cheio de olhos. No entanto, ela foi cuspida pelos l\u00e1bios de Eleonora. A mulher pareceu degustar cada palavra.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Vai, faz isso mesmo, Jos\u00e9 Roberto. Estou doida pra chamar a pol\u00edcia.<\/p>\n<p>Jos\u00e9 Roberto, olhos arregalados, pareceu duvidar daquela amea\u00e7a. Tentou balbuciar algo, talvez um princ\u00edpio de choro, mas foi logo interrompido.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 E nem adianta fazer essa carinha de cachorro que caiu da carroceria de caminh\u00e3o. Comigo n\u00e3o, viol\u00e3o!<\/p>\n<p>Ludmila e M\u00e1rcia, que conheciam a mulher de outros carnavais, tentaram intervir. No entanto, a resposta veio pronta.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 N\u00e3o se metam, por favor! Por favor! Comigo o buraco \u00e9 mais embaixo. E o Jos\u00e9 Roberto sabe muito bem como o pau canta l\u00e1 em casa.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mas, Eleonora, voc\u00ea n\u00e3o acha que est\u00e1 pegando pesado demais?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ah t\u00e1! Agora tu \u00e9 defensora de bandido, M\u00e1rcia? E tu t\u00e1 me olhando com essa cara por qu\u00ea, Ludmila? T\u00e1 com pena, \u00e9? Ent\u00e3o, leva o Jos\u00e9 Roberto pra tua casa.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ih, Eleonora, t\u00f4 fora. J\u00e1 tenho meus problemas pra me preocupar.<\/p>\n<p>Quando a situa\u00e7\u00e3o parecia caminhar para uma calamidade, eis que, finalmente, um guarda se aproximou. A autoridade, voz postada, anunciou:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Senhoras, boa tarde. O parquinho j\u00e1 vai fechar.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e1rcia chamou a Fifi, que veio toda serelepe. Ludmila assoviou, o Tot\u00f3 obedeceu de pronto. J\u00e1 Eleonora precisou pegar o Jos\u00e9 Roberto no colo. Eita, buldogue teimoso!<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Eduardo Cesario-Mart\u00ednez \u00e9 autor do livro \u201957 Contos e Cr\u00f4nicas por um Autor Muito Velho\u2019 (Vencedor do Pr\u00eamio Liter\u00e1rio Clarice Lispector \u2013 2025 na categoria livro de contos).<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Compre aqui<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.joanineditora.com.br\/57-contos-e-cronicas-por-um-autor-muito-velho\"><strong>https:\/\/www.joanineditora.com.br\/57-contos-e-cronicas-por-um-autor-muito-velho<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ningu\u00e9m parecia esperar aquela fala. N\u00e3o ali, naquele ambiente cheio de olhos. No entanto, ela foi cuspida pelos l\u00e1bios de Eleonora. 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