{"id":407940,"date":"2026-08-25T02:00:37","date_gmt":"2026-08-25T05:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.notibras.com\/site\/?p=407940"},"modified":"2026-08-22T11:21:39","modified_gmt":"2026-08-22T14:21:39","slug":"so-se-voce-puder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.notibras.com\/site\/so-se-voce-puder\/","title":{"rendered":"S\u00f3 se voc\u00ea puder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lauro acordou com o telefonema do patr\u00e3o.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 N\u00e3o te acordei, n\u00e9?<\/p>\n<p>Com a voz embargada de sono, Lauro disse que n\u00e3o.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ah, que bom! Voc\u00ea sabe que n\u00e3o gosto de incomodar os meus funcion\u00e1rios no dia de folga, n\u00e9?<\/p>\n<p>Sem ter para onde correr, Lauro concordou com o chefe.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ent\u00e3o, meu amigo, estou precisando de um favorzinho seu. Mas n\u00e3o tem pressa. Quer dizer, s\u00f3 um pouquinho. Mas n\u00e3o quero incomodar. S\u00f3 se voc\u00ea puder mesmo.<\/p>\n<p>Sem alternativa, Lauro fingiu sorriso do outro lado da linha.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lauro, meu querido, voc\u00ea poderia ir at\u00e9 a loja e pegar o presente que comprei pra minha esposa? \u00c9 um embrulho com um lacinho vermelho. Est\u00e1 na primeira gaveta da minha mesa. Mas s\u00f3 se voc\u00ea puder mesmo, viu?<\/p>\n<p>Lauro, que morava do outro lado da cidade, na periferia, se levantou, pegou dois \u00f4nibus e foi at\u00e9 a loja. Depois caminhou pouco mais de quinhentos metros e deixou o presente da mulher do patr\u00e3o na portaria do luxuoso condom\u00ednio.<\/p>\n<p>A caminho do lar, doce lar, Lauro se lembrou de que ainda n\u00e3o havia tomado caf\u00e9 da manh\u00e3. Olhou o rel\u00f3gio. Quase hora do almo\u00e7o.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Eduardo Cesario-Mart\u00ednez \u00e9 autor do livro \u201957 Contos e Cr\u00f4nicas por um Autor Muito Velho\u2019 (Vencedor do Pr\u00eamio Liter\u00e1rio Clarice Lispector \u2013 2025 na categoria livro de contos).<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Compre aqui<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.joanineditora.com.br\/57-contos-e-cronicas-por-um-autor-muito-velho\"><strong>https:\/\/www.joanineditora.com.br\/57-contos-e-cronicas-por-um-autor-muito-velho<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lauro acordou com o telefonema do patr\u00e3o. \u2014 N\u00e3o te acordei, n\u00e9? Com a voz embargada de sono, Lauro disse que n\u00e3o. \u2014 Ah, que bom! Voc\u00ea sabe que n\u00e3o gosto de incomodar os meus funcion\u00e1rios no dia de folga, n\u00e9? 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